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Tampire

1. A guy or woman who enjoys eating women while on thier cycle. The woman who allows this to happen to her is considered a Trampire.
Guy is getting ready to go downtown, girl stops him "you don't wanna do that, um, it's that time of the month" Guy says "don't worry, I'm a Tampire"
by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010
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Trampire

1. Wants you to role-play like Twilight or True Blood
2. will suck the blood out of a d!ck
3. will eat a girl while she's bleeding
4. Will allow a dude to eat her while she's bleeding
5. Leaves hickies all over your body
Guy 1: I see you had a run in with the Trampire again.
Guy 2: how can you tell?
Guy: DUDE if she can suck a d!ck like she was sucking on your neck you need to introduce us.
by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010
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