Definitions by Sesame Seed 2.0

Robert Bates 

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

Robert Bates by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

Weave Snatcher 

Someone who snatches one's weave

"Abigail, you are one dirty dirty weave snatcher"

Weave Snatcher by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

Lisa 

Probably your middle school English teacher's name. She has curly blond hair, and she plans activities that she thinks are fun but literally no one else agrees with her.

Ugh! Lisa is so annoying.

Lisa by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

WJZ

A CBS news station located in Baltimore. Anchors and reporters include Ava-joye Burnett, Denise Koch, Vic Carter, Nicole Baker, Linh Bui, Rick Ritter, and many more. Mark Viviano is the sports anchor. They are four meteorologists named Bob Turk, Chelsea Ingram, Meg McNamara, and Marty Bass. WJZ news on weekdays takes place from 4:30am to 7am, 12pm to 12:30pm, 4:00pm to 6:30pm, 7:00pm to 7:30pm, and 11:00pm to 11:30pm.

Susan: What's the latest update on the coronavirus pandemic?
Bob: I don't know, let's watch WJZ and find out.

WJZ by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 8, 2020