A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009
A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.
by Sergeant Panda February 13, 2009
The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
by Sergeant Panda December 03, 2009