Definitions by Sergeant Panda
Brenda's Law
The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Brenda's Law by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009
albatross
A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.
Dominic's name might as well be albatross.
albatross by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009
albatross boost
A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
albatross boost by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009