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Definitions by Sergeant Panda

Brenda's Law 

The law whereby if a girl who was once fit and skinny acquires a kangaroo pouch in a small span of time, they are no longer a virgin.
Dude 1: Did you see Kim today? She's gained a little weight.
Dude 2: That's Brenda's Law in action man.
Brenda's Law by Sergeant Panda December 3, 2009

albatross 

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.
Dominic's name might as well be albatross.
albatross by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

albatross boost 

A sudden burst of speed produced when a person spreads their arms to full horizontal length, resembling an albatross.
Guy 1: Whoa! That guy came out of nowhere!

Guy 2: You can thank that albatross boost of his.
albatross boost by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009