8 definition by Sense

The most boring form of sex.
Highly overrated.
A poor substitute for fucking.
1.It's a mystery why anyone likes to perform oral sex. It's boring and there are no sex nerves in your mouth.

2.Jack eschewed oral sex in favor of the Real Deal- some hardcore banging.

3.James still felt unsatisfied after getting oral sex from his best bud Jim. "What a waste of time!" he said. I should have masturbated with a wet rag instead. Unsatisfied, he slipped away into the night to find a female hooker.
by Sense December 15, 2004

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