camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.
Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.
by Sense December 11, 2004
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peace

1.Commonly mis-described as the absence of war by people who delude themselves to be working toward it.
Their ideological forbears momentarily turned to group rug-shags to achieve it, but failed miserably after AIDS began to spread shortly thereafter. So then they blamed the CIA and Reagan for both AIDS and war.
Presently, many such people blame some combination of George W. Bush, Americans, White people in general, Jews and Christians for its "absence" in the world.
It's something that quite frankly, never existed, and probably never will with humans in charge.

2. Something heavily promoted by French and German oil companies.
The deluded peace protestor travelled to Iraq to be a human shield. Patiently, she sat in the hot Baghdad sun, two meters away from Saddam's rape rooms, where undoubtedly peace was being promoted. Peace that involved another kind of bush altogether.
by Sense December 02, 2004
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