Definitions by Senor Bagels

Breathing Redeye 

When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing

I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.

Breathing Redeye by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005