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Definitions by Semantics Antics

Sewché Crochet

> *Sewché Crochet /so-SHAY crow-SHAY/*
> A structural crochet method where you build 3D pieces by sewing crochet chain around a form.

> - *Open Sewché:* form removed
> - *Closed Sewché:* form left inside for structure
> - *Principle:* Follows form, not rules. No pattern required.
Because I don't know how to read crochet patterns so I decided to make the hat by using the Sewché Crochet method with my wig block as the form.

Sewché Crochet

> *Sewché Crochet /so-SHAY crow-SHAY/*
> A structural crochet method where you build 3D pieces by sewing crochet chain around a form.

> - *Open Sewché:* form removed
> - *Closed Sewché:* form left inside for structure
> - *Principle:* Follows form, not rules. No pattern required.
Because I don't know how to read crochet patterns so I decided to make the hat by using the Sewché Crochet method with my wig block as the form.
Definition: A painful blend of gaslighting and nostalgia by means of worddressing, that causes literal disgust in the listener.
Example: My ex called me out of the blue trying to talk about our "special connection," but I had to hang up because the sheer level of gastalgia was so nauseating.
GASTALGIA by Semantics Antics July 27, 2026

WORDDRESSING

Definition: To verbally disguise a historically terrible, messy, or toxic situation by covering it up with flattering vocabulary and pleasant descriptions. It is the act of putting a metaphorical tuxedo on a complete dumpster fire.
Example: Stop worddressing your last job; you cried in the breakroom every single day.