Definitions by Selia Aventheim

Dictionary 

A word that doesn't need to be in the dictionary because if you know what the word means then there is no point to looking it up and if you don't know what a dictionary is, you will not be looking it up in one

Tim: What does the word dictionary mean?
Tom: Go look it up in the dictionary.

Dictionary by Selia Aventheim April 5, 2012

Snooze 

The most useless button on an alarm clock

I mean, what the hell? you hit the snooze button and you get woken up again in 15 minutes. 15 minutes of sleep hardly makes a difference

Snooze by Selia Aventheim January 8, 2009