Waiter: "Can I take your order?"
Customer: "What are the specials?"
Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."
Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"
Customer: "What are the specials?"
Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."
Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"
by Seannifer Gray December 15, 2003