Definitions by Sean Ochoa

Don Juan Capristrano 

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

Don Juan Capristrano by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

Cubra libre

A sexual position in which a standing man holds a male partner upside down while simultaneously engaging in oral sex. The goal of this position is for the standing male to achieve an orgasm before his partner passes out from increased blood flow to the brain.

My buddy and I were bored last night so we decided to perform a cubra libre.

Cubra libre by Sean Ochoa August 20, 2008