Definitions by Sean Cookson

Johnny Appleseeds 

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

Johnny Appleseeds by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Baconstrip 

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

Baconstrip by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

salty peanut 

An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.

When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.

salty peanut by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

chewed caramel 

An insulting description of someones face.

Her body looked like a playboy model's... too bad her face looked like a 'chewed caramel'.

chewed caramel by Sean Cookson August 30, 2006

Buzz Saw 

When someone passes out, flat on their back from too much drink or drug and a friend stands over them, pulls their pants down and proceeds to ride the unconscious person's nose with the crack of their ass. Loud buzz saw noises must be made while performing this action.

It's quite a sight to behold.

I've never had a 'Buzz Saw' but I sure have witnessed many.
Or
Dean 'Buzz Sawed' that guys face like a jack rabbit!

Buzz Saw by Sean Cookson August 30, 2006