Definitions by Sean “Moron” Moran

Squinontiphate 

To hurriedly walk while at ease and comfort.

"yeah I'll be out for a bit, I'm gonna go squinontiphate"

Squinontiphate by Sean “Moron” Moran July 16, 2025

Droblobuguling

The act of releasing any number of ants into someone's house with the intention of inconveniencing them.

(Droblobugulus, as in a person who engages in Droblobuguling. Droblobuguled, as in the past tense of Droblobuguling.)

"Hey Danny, I can't make it into work today, I'm Droblobuguling a friend."

Droblobuguling by Sean “Moron” Moran June 6, 2025

Globscubulus 

Someone who regularly observes pigeons

(Globscubuling, as in the act of observing a pigeon. Globscubuled, as in having observed a pigeon)

"Steve is such a f*cking Globscubulus, God it's annoying"

Globscubulus by Sean “Moron” Moran June 5, 2025

Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

Glontripate by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025