Sean “Moron” Moran's definitions

Squinontiphate

To hurriedly walk while at ease and comfort.

"yeah I'll be out for a bit, I'm gonna go squinontiphate"

by Sean “Moron” Moran July 16, 2025

Droblobuguling

The act of releasing any number of ants into someone's house with the intention of inconveniencing them.

(Droblobugulus, as in a person who engages in Droblobuguling. Droblobuguled, as in the past tense of Droblobuguling.)

"Hey Danny, I can't make it into work today, I'm Droblobuguling a friend."

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 6, 2025

Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025

Globscubulus

Someone who regularly observes pigeons

(Globscubuling, as in the act of observing a pigeon. Globscubuled, as in having observed a pigeon)

"Steve is such a f*cking Globscubulus, God it's annoying"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 5, 2025