Sean's definitions

Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

by Sean August 13, 2004

Umpa Lumpa

n. short, fat girls who wear too much make-up and/or dark, dark orange sunless tanner

Im totally into UL's.

by sean July 15, 2001

wussy

a french soccer player.

that french soccer player is a wussie.

by Sean February 28, 2005

pimpdizzle

The pinacle of cool; extraordinarily spectacular.

Hommie 1:"Dude, check out that fly ride!"
Hommie 2:"Damn that shit's pimpdizzle"

by Sean September 9, 2004

wideload

A misunderstood social outcast. They are outcast because of their size

Sean, the wideloaded one.

by Sean April 12, 2005

fridge owl

An owl that lives in the refridgerator. It will eat your food and drink your milk.

Dang, hon, we've got a fridge owl in the fridge! I thought this was supposed to be an "owl free fridge"!

by sean September 21, 2003

Kraigy

Very rare breed of human. Often confused with an albino. Known to love sound and likes sex like rabbits do.

Oh my God, that guy's a Kraigy.

by Sean July 24, 2003