Seamus 's definitions

elephant-fuck

damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!

to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee

'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'

by seamus October 10, 2003

vajew

an unfortunately prudent female.

I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

shload

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

by Seamus March 10, 2003