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Definitions by Seamus

mushroom tattoo 

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
mushroom tattoo by seamus October 9, 2003

bush league 

substandard, below par

synonomous with ghetto or bootleg
Man, your car is so bush (league),
bush league by Seamus March 10, 2003
shit load
I have a shload of work to do.
shload by Seamus March 10, 2003