Seamus 's definitions

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

Vajunction

The spreading of slutty legs.

I went to town on that vajunction.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Brobot

People who are obsessed with calling others "dude" and "bro" and "dudebro."

My room mate is a brobot.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

diddle

to fuck; to bugger

'damn, did you hear about frankie diddling that horse?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

vajew

an unfortunately prudent female.

I tried to get crunk in that vajunk, but that girl was a total vajew.

by Seamus December 11, 2004