Definitions by Seamus
yaste
That aftertaste was yaste.
a purple-headed womb ferret
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'
woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
a purple-headed womb ferret by seamus October 15, 2003
elephant-fuck
damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes!
to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'
elephant-fuck by seamus October 10, 2003
kilt
an unbifurcated traditional garment worn by men of scottish heritage, consisting of many yards of one's family tartan (Tartan, as opposed to 'plaid,' which is a general term used to describe patterns some-what resembling tartan, but which have not been approved by the appropriate persons it's some lord of something or other as representative of a particular clan, or recognised group affiliated with scotland). also is a verb (to kilt), meaning 'to pleat in the manner of a kilt.' any-one referring to a kilt as a 'skirt' deserves to be severely maimed.
'my kilt provides a freedom of movement not available to conventional pansies - there's no sticking, and no need for readjustment here!'
(used by a woman who is pleating her skirt which, when made of the appropriate tartan, is referred-to as a 'kilted skirt') 'I wish this material would kilt properly.'
(used by a woman who is pleating her skirt which, when made of the appropriate tartan, is referred-to as a 'kilted skirt') 'I wish this material would kilt properly.'