Definitions by Seahorse Trash
Klausfit
The type of outfit Klaus Hargreeves would probably wear; a strange ensemble of pieces that don’t fit the occasion or are simply over the top.
When Callie took the dog for a walk, she was wearing slides with socks, shorts, and her mom’s winter coat. That’s such a klausfit!
Klausfit by Seahorse Trash February 25, 2019
Dildocular
1) a very attractive person—so attractive, in fact, that you would gladly shove said person up your ass if given the opportunity.
2) an adjective to describe
2) an adjective to describe
1) Person 1: Hey, did you see insert insanely attractive person yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!
2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!
Person 2: Yeah, they're so hot—dildocular even!
2) Man, those enchiladas your mom made last night were straight up dildocular!
Dildocular by Seahorse Trash March 8, 2017
Shitzkrieg
A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.
Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.
Shitzkrieg by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017