Definitions by Señor Chang

butter shuckser 

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"

Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.

butter shuckser by Señor Chang December 1, 2013