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Mexican twister

An act of someone twisting a penis with greasy fingers
I gave my son a Mexican twister, he loved it

Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food
Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

Jolly rancher tipper

When a person sticks a piece of jolly ranchers up a soggy vagina and licks it
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly rancher tipper yesterday

Chainsaw idiot

A person that is playing stupidly with a chainsaw
You're such an chainsaw idiot!

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting
Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

Croissant controller

A gay sex position where a person plays with their partners dick by wiggling around and twisting it like a bop it

Pussy in the middle

A girl in the middle of guys with their dicks hanging out, the woman sucks on any dick they choose
And whoever wins gets a blowjob
Any of you want a game of pussy in the middle