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Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises
An act of a monkey jerking off to Hatsune miku
These monkeys are Miku slags!

Jabba the cunt

A type of person that is an total idiot and a Star wars fan

Mexican twister

An act of someone twisting a penis with greasy fingers
I gave my son a Mexican twister, he loved it

Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food
Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

Jolly rancher tipper

When a person sticks a piece of jolly ranchers up a soggy vagina and licks it
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly rancher tipper yesterday

Chainsaw idiot

A person that is playing stupidly with a chainsaw
You're such an chainsaw idiot!