Sanitary

When one shaves the hair around the anus, to help keep it free of embedded fecal matter.
When the ass-terrain is too rugged for common wiping.

I had fudgy fur issues until I gave myself a sanitary.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Concubone

Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.

Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.

by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009

Fuck Hair

The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!

by Scrappy SamCat January 27, 2009

DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.

Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."

by Scrappy SamCat October 02, 2009

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

BWCM

"Busy With Cock in Mouth"

What a chick says to dudes she hates, when they want her attention.
Especially useful when she's already digging her Sweet Baby Boy.
Can be used to describe any sexual encounter, or major screw up.
May also show optimism: "I'm hanging with Matt, gonna be BWCM all night."
NOT to be confused with "Bored With Cock in Mouth," for this is an IMPOSSIBLE scenario!

by Scrappy SamCat January 19, 2009

Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009