Skillet Face

A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.

"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."

by Scrappy SamCat January 22, 2009

Fudgy Fur

When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.

"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

DNL

"Do Not Like"

Used for both spoken and written communication.
Appropriate when the word, "hate" is too strong.

Sam: "Did you try that new peach beer?"
BBJ: "DNL! It tasted like bubble bath, Dude!"

Sam: "How was your blind date?"
BBJ: "She's hot, but a TOTAL gold-digger. DNL."

by Scrappy SamCat October 02, 2009

Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.

Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."

by Scrappy SamCat February 04, 2009

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Religionaire

Religious, wealthy, privileged, self-focused, self-serving, self-righteous, Conservative Republican-Americans who believe they have the right to push their personal Biblical morals and financial agendas on everyone else.

Religionaires are against women's rights and gay equality.
Religionaires don't care about the elderly and/or disabled.

Religionaires are WAY OUT OF TOUCH with the average American citizen, and selfishly believe that we're stupid enough to accept their mindset or vote them into office.

by Scrappy SamCat November 07, 2012

Fapjack

A small round & flat pool of cum left over after a dude beats off.

"Dude, is that a dried fapjack on your sheets?"

by Scrappy SamCat March 11, 2009