Scotty Nice's definitions

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Reboot-y

When you and your wife dress up really nice for a classy party, but get too drunk to hump that night. The next morning, you convince her to put the sparkly dress back on, so you can pull it up and do her from behind as if it were the prior evening.

Trudie and I got so drunk last night that we passed out before we could bone. Thankfully, she let me do the reboot-y this morning.

by Scotty Nice December 16, 2019

Sexy slide

When you first slide your meat stick into her honey hole after getting her all wet and ready.

We were gettin all hot and heavy and then I gave her the sexy slide and she felt my wrath.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

Daniel-San

The two strokes after the Sexy Slide where you put your hammer in and out twice while simultaneously honking her nose with your knuckles and making an audible “honk, honk” noise.

Yo last night Trudie and I was gettin to it and I gave her the Daniel-San right after the Sexy Slide. I honked so loud the neighbors thought Ringling was in town.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

Dragon Snoot

When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.

Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.

by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019

The AB

When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.

Trudie didn’t want to fuck, so I gave her The AB and jack my dick on her back.

by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019

Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.

Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020