An extremely large human, some may even say a goon, that is whiter than baby powder that has a high tolerance for being insulted, until they don’t. When an Arnglo Saxon hits their breaking point, their special ed strength bursts and is capable of tearing a smaller human’s legs and arms off in less than a minute.
I was giving Wayne a bunch of shit on the course and he almost went over the edge, but I calmed him down with some Belvitas. If he had gone Arnglo Saxon I would’ve been killed.
by Scotty Nice January 30, 2021
When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
by Scotty Nice November 07, 2019
Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.
by Scotty Nice April 23, 2021
When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.
by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019
As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021
When you are eating out your girl with two fingers inside and you start pretending your fingers are Fred Astaire’s tappity tapping little feet against her G spot.
Last night I was eating Trudie out and I stuck two fingers in and danced them around on her G spot and gave her The Fred Astaire tap dance.
by Scotty Nice November 06, 2019
When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019