Definitions by Scotty C.

captian obvious 

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

captian obvious by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

sailor  

Someone of the male gender who is a fruitcake or plays the skin flute. A person who is a tool who gathers with other tools.

Hey sailors! Show us your anchors!
Look at that sailor from MANDEVILLE high, I bet he is A fire hazard .

sailor by scotty c. December 11, 2007

smitty 

Someone of ghetto culture.
Someone who acts or appears to be a thug.

Look at that SMITTY trying to jack those rims off that caddy.

Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.

smitty by Scotty C. December 9, 2007