Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?
Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.
Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?
Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.
by Scotty Bee December 15, 2022
A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.
Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?
John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...
by Scotty Bee March 24, 2022