Scott Yacyshyn's definitions

grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.

-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005

ha ha

Slang term for defication. Though the reasoning for calling a bowel movement a "ha ha" is generally unknown, it is speculated that the reason invovles the comic value of pooping.

-Mom, where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going ha ha.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005

doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005