Scott Lanway's definitions

the Fairly odd parents

Hilarious cartoon series on Nick about Timmy Turner, a bucktoothed 10-year-old, and Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.

(Theme song)
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wands and wings, floaty crowny things
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose
Green moose, guava juice
Giant shake, birthday cake
Large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With fairly odd parents!

by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

frogstar world b

A horrible stinking world destroyed by an overabundance of shoe stores. It is the site of two important things in the universe of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": 1) the Total Perspective Vortex (exposes the sheer, utter, incomprehensible vastness of the universe to the hapless soul strapped inside, destroying his or her soul); and 2) future site of Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

(on the Total Perspective Vortex)
"You ever had a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?" asked Zaphod sharply.
"This is worse."
"Phreeow!" admitted Zaphod, much impressed.

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004