Definitions by Scott Coleman

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

morning glory by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

perhapenstance 

A better form of the word perhaps.

perhaps

Perhapenstance you are correct good sir.

perhapenstance by Scott Coleman January 15, 2008

trick 

Scott the Skoalman. Likes to munch on butt.

In math, when you learn a formula that makes things a lot easier, many people say "God, why didn't you teach us that Scott before?" Scott essentially=trick

trick by Scott Coleman January 15, 2008