Definitions by Scott & Amber

Asspuck

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.

Asspuck by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009

Rooster Dick 

A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex

Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.

Rooster Dick by Scott & Amber January 17, 2009