Schrodinger Penguin's definitions

resturbate

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

overprotective red light

The red left turn light. Especially in the very early morning, when there are no cars on the road, but you still have to wait to turn left, since turning left would technically be illegal.

Dude, it's 3am. Just run the overprotective red light.

by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010