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resturbate 

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To relax by masturbating.
Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.
resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010
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overprotective red light 

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The red left turn light. Especially in the very early morning, when there are no cars on the road, but you still have to wait to turn left, since turning left would technically be illegal.
Dude, it's 3am. Just run the overprotective red light.
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