Schnitterbit's definitions

passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

Facebook

The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

by Schnitterbit January 16, 2011

Kanye West

One of the greatest rappers out there, but also one of the greatest assholes.

Hip hop fan 1: (While listening to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic") Dude The Chronic is such a good album.

Kanye West: (Turns down volume) Excuse me boy, I'll let you finish listening to this but my album The College Dropout is the best hip hop album ever made.

Hip hop fan 2: You put out great albums Kanye, but you're such an asshole.

by Schnitterbit February 24, 2011