Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.
Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
by Schnitterbit August 26, 2011
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Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.
Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.
by Schnitterbit April 11, 2011
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Lady Gaga

A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?

Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.
by Schnitterbit March 26, 2011
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