Definitions by Schlomo McSweenie

titmouse 

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)

Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.

titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

flatland buffalo 

a large, hefty woman with very small breasts (noun)

The only girl who plays football for our high school is a flatland buffalo.

flatland buffalo by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

chasing the titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006