chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)
I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.
by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006
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titmouse

a short, petite woman with very large breasts (noun)
Dolly Parton is the queen titmouse.
by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008
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flatland buffalo

a large, hefty woman with very small breasts (noun)
The only girl who plays football for our high school is a flatland buffalo.
by Schlomo McSweenie July 30, 2008
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