2 definitions by Scat Chambers

Swimming Knives

A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.

The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.

by Scat Chambers March 15, 2008

Crazy Stairs

1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'

2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.

1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.

2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.

by Scat Chambers August 27, 2008