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A country where you can be one of two things:

A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state.

Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
Loser: "I feel a bit sick so I think i'll just sit at home and do nothing"

Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you"

Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money"

Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!"

Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
by Scandinavianidiot January 20, 2011
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