Definitions by Satan Spacemonkey

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

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The brown stain above the upper lip left over from feltching.

"That shit stain on your upper lip looks like a mustache" or conversely, "that mustache looks like a 'mustass'".

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