Sarasti 9 From Outer Space's definitions

fractally wrong

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.

Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space May 10, 2008

jell jockey

A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.

Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space April 2, 2008