2 definitions by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space

A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.
Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.
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Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.
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