sausage patty

When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.

Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.

by Sarah and Lauren October 19, 2004

poopstick

something jordans dad calls her dog.

shady you poopstick!!!

by sarah and lauren July 22, 2004

wind tunnel

During intercourse, when a woman queefs right in a man's face.

Man, Katie gave me the most brutal wind tunnel last night. Then we went to Taco Bell.

by Sarah and Lauren October 19, 2004