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When a person shits on their partner's chest (of the hot carl or cleveland steamer variety) and then sits on it, creating what appears to be a patty.
Man, I'm horny, I could go for a sausage patty.
by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

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During intercourse, when a woman queefs right in a man's face.
Man, Katie gave me the most brutal wind tunnel last night. Then we went to Taco Bell.
by Sarah and Lauren October 18, 2004

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something jordans dad calls her dog.
shady you poopstick!!!
by sarah and lauren July 22, 2004

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