rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.

Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

b'aint

Pigeon English/slang (of Norfolk origin perhaps?) for a negative. B'aint can be used to substitute many words such as "aint, won't, shan't, can't, don't, not" etc

I b'aint be going to the cinema because I b'aint be liking the film.

by Sarah Monaghan May 11, 2007

eating el desko

Eating your lunch at your desk.

"Sarah are you coming out to lunch with us?"
"No, I'm eating el desko."

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007