merf

(noun) The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.
Hey, that chick needs to pick her merf.
by Sarah Mitchell February 12, 2004
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Trying to di**

Wanting to f*ck
Yo I was "trying to di**" with Sarah
by Sarah Mitchell September 03, 2016
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