Sapper Ugly's definitions

Handraulic

The use of archaic hand methods to articulate complex ideas; even though use of technology would greatly increase efficiency and simplify the task at hand.

Students will use handraulic methods to write a fifteen page report. Typed reports will not be accepted.

All math problems are to be done handraulicly; use of calculators is not permitted.

by Sapper Ugly May 21, 2009

Lanngent

The art of sudden digression from an ordinary topic to engage in a diatribe about a ridiculous subject or idea and/or the narration of a sexy story of coolness cubed.

Tom was teaching us a lesson on bridges when he say a bird and went on a lanngent, telling us about when he hunts crows with a shotgun.

by Sapper Ugly June 3, 2009