Lanngent 

The art of sudden digression from an ordinary topic to engage in a diatribe about a ridiculous subject or idea and/or the narration of a sexy story of coolness cubed.

Tom was teaching us a lesson on bridges when he say a bird and went on a lanngent, telling us about when he hunts crows with a shotgun.

Lanngent by Sapper Ugly June 3, 2009

Lanngent 

to depart from the original direction of conversation at a sharp angle without any apparent reason or warning and return to topic with no explanation or apology.

The instructor was teaching us how to conduct activities safely when he went on a Lanngent and started talking about a boss he used to have. No tie in whatsoever and after back to the original topic like nothing happened.

Lanngent by ttttttttttom May 27, 2009

Langenthal 

A general math teacher with a hard life and interesing students. Sometimes rude and mean

Mrs. Langenthal made us have a pop quiz.

Langenthal by rabro clast March 27, 2011

langentoonville

A term to call out people who uses unpopular or unknown terms. Just like langentoonville, which isn't an actual used term.

Person 1: Ah yes, let us just say that this conversation is a bit rednocks.
Person 2: You're using langentoonville.

langentoonville by Ria_Dara May 17, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022