Santi's Apprentice's definitions

nukesterbate

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.

Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo

by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014

Determined Hippie

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.

Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."

by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014