2 definitions by Sandy Ritchie

Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.

Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.
She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.
by Sandy Ritchie February 19, 2008
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When rather than spark up a conversation with a chosen person, you choose to pop on Google and Google Whack them instead! Cuts out the long winded process of getting to know a person.

Definition : To stalk using the Web as your weapon!
Hi there, my name is Darren, whats yours? Ah hi there Maria, i'm just popping off for a moment! **Skulks off to cyber stalk**

Hey i've met this really nice girl. But this Cyber Stalker has moved in.
by Sandy Ritchie April 9, 2006
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