Definitions by Samwitch

Aunty Shmegs 

Commonly known as Meaghan but also referred to As a Fierce Woman due to using the PTP: “Prime Tooting Position.” In which the right leg is lifted and you lay on your stomach to speed up the expulsion of internal methane gas.

“Yo, it’s her, Aunty Shmegs, she used the PTP!”

Aunty Shmegs by Samwitch August 19, 2020

Aunty Dee Dee 

Eccentric lesbian who is vegan, but also eats meat, says she has no heart, but cries at Pixar movies.

No, Aunty Dee Dee, we don’t want your cardboard muffins!

Aunty Dee Dee by Samwitch August 19, 2020

Blieve 

When you really really believe in someone or something

He couldn't blieve she hadn't left him yet!
"Do you blieve me now?" she said
He said, "Yes I blieve you, really really"!

Blieve by Samwitch March 31, 2009