Definitions by Samuel Wilson

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

The rear end of a person. Often used in gay language.

"I bet that micheal ryder takes it up the hershy highway"

"If teh river flows red, take the Hershy highway"