Definitions by Sammy the hammy

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

pressed ham on glass by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

carmel farmer 

A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex

Lance is such a carmel farmer

carmel farmer by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006