2 definitions by Sammy the hammy

A male homosexual, usually a top, who performs anal sex
Lance is such a carmel farmer
by Sammy the hammy May 24, 2006
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When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
by Sammy the hammy May 24, 2006
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