Definitions by Samantha St.Onge

pizza pockets

The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.

Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?

An old folks home in the middle of a ditch. Usually where all the town stoners hang out.

When I get off work, I think I'm gonna head down to Hulbert.