knob

1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

by Samantha Fox January 6, 2008

chimpanzee

A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.

That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

jenna jameson

better known as the Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson is a blonde pornstar responsible for much wasted sperm and long hours of unrepentant masturbatory folly. Jameson is also a skilled film director.

As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

tart

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007