Samantha Fox's definitions

jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

pamela anderson

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007

knob

1. A penis that is constantly erect.
2. A person who resembles a penis in physical appearance and/or behaviour.

You'll take out someone's eye with your knob sticking out like that.

by Samantha Fox January 6, 2008

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008