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A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).
Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009
Get the Sperm Sandwich mug.The Best super hero made ever (well equal with batman). He is a spoon with a cape who can fly. He was invented by the deviant art user spoony111. His super power is flight but he works out a lot so he is also strong. When not saving spoons from the evil forks ruled by meta fork he changes back into lord spoonsbury.
Spoon one: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a spoon ... am i tripping?
Spoon two: Yeah are we having a group trip or something?
Random scientist: No i believe it to be super spoon
Spoon two: Yeah are we having a group trip or something?
Random scientist: No i believe it to be super spoon
by Sam and Paddy August 27, 2009
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