Wonderfool

A person who is such a wondrous idiot it makes you wonder how they are still even alive. A Wonderfool often brings themself and those around them to the brink of death by sheer stupidity. By wondrous miracle they not only survive but very often thrive. Few around them live, if you see one run far away and brace for stupidity.

Trump is so wonderfool! How does he live-? Like wha-? ...he's a wonderfool wonderfool man!

by SalamiArmy July 26, 2020

Merinder

The opposite of a reminder, which would cause you to remember something. Instead a merinder causes you to forget.

I just got bitched right in the head! I don't merinder a thing!

by SalamiArmy October 22, 2018

Yogit

Anyone who pronounces it this way is an idiot. It's yo-ghurt, yoghurt. There is no rush, there is never a rush to say yogurt. If your mouth is completely smashed in and you physically cannot say it the normal way then it's OK otherwise you have no excuse.

Becky says "Oh can you just pass the yogit? The yogit. It's right over there." Becky has embarrassed herself at the breakfast table.

by SalamiArmy August 03, 2020

heinorific

A combination of heinous and horrific. A heinous horrific act is one committed with malice intent by someone with deep seated neuroses issues. A freak accident or disaster that no-one could have predicted is horrific, by causing lots of damage, but only premeditated deliberate acts committed by a heinous individual can be heinorific.

Wearing socks and sandals is heinous, hiking up the price of life saving medicine is heinorific!

by SalamiArmy April 26, 2019

Chombatta

Neo-Afro-American cyberslang for a friend or a family member.

If you get the parts I can fix it, chombatta.

by SalamiArmy June 29, 2018

opooperation

Taking a poop so large it's considered an opooperation. It isn't clear when a poop becomes an opooperation. But at a certain size the poop becomes an involved operation similar to a surgery or a black ops mission. A large opooperation takes time and planning to execute. You must first pick a location, then you can plan the first incision (where the poop will go first) If the initial skirmish goes well it is usually followed by a large payload and then shuddering, eyes rolling back pleasure.

I had the opooperation to remove the poop from my colon. It was a success! it's a boy! I took a hot runny opooperation all over terrorism, he didn't make it...

by SalamiArmy July 17, 2020

inconcredible

Impossible to believe or to conceive. Blatantly wrong on multiple levels. When an idea only gets in by ramming your brain with force, concussing you, and making you susceptible to believe anything.

It's inconcredible to lie about something that doesn't even exist.

by SalamiArmy June 28, 2018