A small football club from London who bottles the league every season. They usually bottle the league from a healthy lead position in the month of March and April. Their fans are delusional and say things like “Trust the process”, “Next year is our year” and get the table printed in Christmas on their shirts only for them to eventually bottle it.
They are currently being managed by Lego Head who can only dream to be even half as good as City or Liverpool.
They are currently being managed by Lego Head who can only dream to be even half as good as City or Liverpool.
Commentators: And Man City win the prem after Bottlesenal bottled the premier league once again after staying on top for record number of matchdays.
Person 1: Do you know of that small club from London whose fans are delusional and bottle it every season?
Person 2: You must be talking about Bottlesenal
Person 3: I thought you were talking about Pencheater Disunited but they are not based in London though
Person 1: Do you know of that small club from London whose fans are delusional and bottle it every season?
Person 2: You must be talking about Bottlesenal
Person 3: I thought you were talking about Pencheater Disunited but they are not based in London though
by Salahpool April 13, 2025
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After ghosting, he steals goals from kids and abuses ref to take out frustration.
After ghosting, he steals goals from kids and abuses ref to take out frustration.
Boy: I just kept my bottle on the table and it disappeared.
Girl: Did the bottle become Ghostphinha?
Boy: Yes of course it went missing when you need it the most like Ghostphinha.
Girl: Did the bottle become Ghostphinha?
Boy: Yes of course it went missing when you need it the most like Ghostphinha.
by Salahpool April 16, 2025
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