Definitions by Salad Fingers

sulphuric acid 

The most delicious substance known to man. It makes your tongue scream out with joy. Or pain. I can't tell the difference.

I love to pour sulphuric acid on my toes! Mmmmm the pain is so delicious

sulphuric acid by Salad fingers November 21, 2004

grouser 

someone who bitches and complains about everything in life 24/7, even in their sleep... these type of people are easy to spot because they usually sleep with one eye half-open. this type of person becomes even more aggitated when taken on vacations and the level of complaining reaches a peak until they return home to their boring lifestyle, primarily in front of a computer

When "Mike" came along with us to the Wilderness he became such a grouser.

grouser by Salad Fingers September 17, 2004