2 definitions by Saint Peter

A curious journey towards love fostered by distance, age, experience, religion, and background. Often found sitting on benches in front of grocery facilities- drinking Arnold Palmers, questioning the existences of life and time. Their vitality teeters on the edge of reality. Periodically drifting in and out of waking life to endure the pains of longing.
They are dating at the hardest possible times in they're lives. They are too in love, but would prefer to be dating Candy Crowley or Larry King. They're into hummus, scrabble, and tongue fives- they have such yellow love! Obama 08!
by Saint Peter June 16, 2008
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The act of speaking in Russian while barebacking a girl in the bottom hole.
"He gave that bitch the karpenko, she had no idea what he was saying. He subsequently said his dos vadanya and snuck out."
by Saint Peter October 2, 2006
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