Definitions by Sagebrush Boy

Portlandite

Drugged up ass sniffen Californian that claims there from Oregon.

You stupid Portlandite, wishing you were born in Oregon when you were born in California.

Portlandite by Sagebrush Boy December 25, 2025

Christmas Valley 

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.

The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.

Christmas Valley by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023